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An fascinating discussion is price comment. I think that it is best to write extra on this topic, it might not be a taboo topic however generally individuals are not enough to speak on such topics. To the next. Cheers” – comment by Willena Stawicki on “Gimme Dem Juicy Thighs

To the next indeed. In today’s explosive expose, we’ll examine the intriguing state of comments on this site. Just how hard are spambots trying to infiltrate my little corner of the internet? And why? And perhaps most importantly: Are they succeeding? Stayed tuned as we find out.

When I first created this site, two long weeks ago, I didn’t expect people to comment very often. The only readers I really planned for were my legion of Facebook friends, and they would likely leave comments on Facebook. Perhaps a random visitor would drop a note about how awesome and sexy I am, but I assumed it would generally just be me over here.

I was wrong.

As it turns out, the internet is full of very interesting “people.” Take Steamtorrents.com for example, the gentleman who left this invigorating comment on “Gimme Dem Juicy Thighs”:

“Spot on with this particular write-up, I truly feel this web site requirements considerably more consideration. I’ll probably be again to study considerably more, thanks for that info.”

What a considerate comment. I’ll consider it’s considerable connotations while consolidating my considerable comments in this considerably commensurate post. Also, I’m glad Mr. Steamtorrents.com plans to return at a later date to study my thoughts on men’s fashion. Or perhaps he just hopes I’ll post more juicy, throbbing, bulging, man-sweat soaked thighs. Which leads me to my next thought:

SHIT. NO. Not that. Well, maybe that for some of you. The ladies were probably thinking about that. I CERTAINLY WASN’T. I was thinking about the fact that posts with titles like “Gimme Dem Juicy Thighs” probably get picked up by porn spam filters. So my first assumption, as the spamments started rolling in, was that other posts wouldn’t be targeted.

I was wrong.

Again.

No less than five “people” hailing from Yuomor.com descended on the site with such words of wisdom as “I am hoping the same high-grade blog post from you in the upcoming also” and “Its good humorous YouTube video, I all the time go to visit YouTube web site in favor of humorous videos, since there is much more information available.” I love it when people appreciate my carefully curated Youtube video choices! Oh, wait – I’ve never posted a video. Ms. Cordell Teplica, you are mistaken, my dear. That’s wasn’t a post about humorous Youtube videos – it was about Facebook stalking.

Maybe if you weren’t a robot, you would have read the actual post 🙁

At least the comments amused me. My personal favorite came from Marcus Shakespear (read it in a Russian accent for extra fun!):

“Good – I should definitely pronounce, impressed with your site. I had no trouble navigating through all tabs as well as related information ended up being truly easy to do to access. I recently found what I hoped for before you know it in the least. Quite unusual. Is likely to appreciate it for those who add forums or something, website theme . a tones way for your customer to communicate. Excellent task.”

You know what, Marcus? Maybe I will add a forum to the site. Then you and your spambot buddies can get together and have lengthy conversations in cryptic broken English without needing my posts as the impetus. Soon, you’ll be merrily chatting away about considerable impression web site that had no yes large readership view tasks. You’ll blork blup glip flup kjlhdflkjsgahflkajdhglkajghlkajg 1001001101010101110101

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