Haiku Review – Django Unchained

Django is a fun word to say. Bet that's why the character wasn't named Quvenzhane.

Hope you like talking

The occasional blood splat

And the word “nigger”


What is that accent?

A German bounty hunter?

Or Woody Allen?


There is no montage

Unimproved by music of

Spaghetti westerns


Spaghetti westerns?

Meant period music by

Ricky Ross “The Boss”


Movie doesn’t start

Till DiCaprio enters

The perfect villain


Nothing scarier than

Samuel L. Jackson either

Those awful damn eyes


Mixed-up emotions

Too horrendous to be fun

Trouble in my gut

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