Star Trek Into Darkness – Haiku Review

I missed you, lens flare

A thousand tiny strobe lights

For every scene

 

Hoped Kirk’s demotion

Would result in comedy

Uh-oh, back to school!

 

Someone teach these guys

There’s more to acting than just

Yelling and gnashing

 

When they shout, you could

Play on their taut neck muscles

Like a steel guitar

 

I could go ten years

Without seeing explosions

Still be sick of them

 

Classic inside jokes

Redshirts, damn it Jim, tribbles

So much nerd laughter

 

No exposition

Just go go go BOOM go go

Go BOOM go go BOOM

 

Invincible foe

Except for Spock’s uppercut

Vulcan knockout punch

 

Film’s a great intro

To deus ex machina

Film student moment

 

Many people died

Like, seriously millions

Kinda glossed over

 

They never explained

The whole “Into Darkness” thing

Very well lit film

 

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Wow, what a mindfuck

Such a beautiful movie

Too many ideas

 

If Tom Cruise could just

Run and shoot things forever

Life would be perfect

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