World War Z – Haiku Review

Great tour of the world

Even if it’s all on fire

And swamped with undead

 

Action kicks right in

Seat-gripping from the get-go

The pulse, how she pounds

 

First hour and a half

Like white lightning, fast and nuts

Then so slow and meh

 

Finding the vaccine

Such a dull way to end things

Need blaze of glory

 

Sure, not like the book

But the book doesn’t translate

To the silver screen

 

One main character

Much easier to follow

Plus, means more Brad Pitt!

 

I’d like him to solve

My zombie apocalypse

What a dreamy hunk

 

Decent actor too

Although, who wants acting when

Zombs need slaughtering?

 

Undead uprising

Thwarted more through Pitt’s pure luck

Than any one skill

 

He does dress a wound

And shoot some undead, but still

No one-man army

 

Parts reminded me

Of Children of Men – high praise!

Best apocalypse

 

When the film is done

You’ll look over your shoulder

Walk a bit faster

 

It does make you think:

Would I survive the undead?

Def buying an axe

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