Category: A Larnin Experience

The Rule of Law

I stumbled across the strangest Youtube ad today. Instead of some excoriating voice reminding me that Barack Obama eats children for breakfast and puppies for dinner, I found a law professor giving a lecture about the Rule of Law. What the fuck is this? I wondered. Where’s my shitty five second vid about the new Sprint mobile plan that beams…

Wet ‘n’ Wild

Who decided that men should pee in urinals? It’s not like it’s more pleasant to stand there, dick carefully clutched so other men can’t see how awesome it is, high-powered pee stream hitting the porcelain wall and splashing back all over your pants. I can’t say jamming my peestick into a gleaming white wall trough is more comfortable than meandering…

A Marshmallow Interlude

Due to the nature of ancient cameras and their long-lost camera-to-computer usb cords, I’m having a bit of trouble pulling together the series of posts about my Grand Tour. But rest assured, we have other important things to discuss. Marshmallows, for example. Ian and I had a brief conversation about marshmallows earlier, where he noted that exactly four marshmallows are…

Milk. Eggs. Sushi.

I went to a new grocery store today. That’s always an opportunity for fun and adventure. I choose to hit the store at 5:10 PM, which happens to be when they open the gates at Epic and let the indentured servants take a few hours of personal time. Thanks to the¬†traffic, my right-hand turn into the grocery store parking lot…

Five of May

Shocking fact: I’ve never actually celebrated Cinco de Mayo. Strange, really, considering the culture at MSU, where every day is a Friday and sunrise is a good excuse to start drinking You’d think after all these years someone would have cracked out the tequila and drowned me in that fiery liquid, but no, I spent May 5th asleep, generally. Or…