Tag: Dreams

Dream Journal Excerpts II

More excerpts from my endless dream journal. I’ve decided that when I start a punk/pop/emo band, it’s going to be named “A Dream to Stay Awake.” Pretty sure that name isn’t taken. Maybe I should copyright it quick just to be safe. Each paragraph is a single dream, or a single night’s worth of interconnected dreams. Dreamt I was masturbating…

Dream Journal Excerpts I

I read somewhere that keeping a dream journal means that you’ll be more likely to remember and, eventually, control your dreams. Lucid dreaming, in other words. While I haven’t experienced that yet, I have managed to write down hundreds of dreams, some unsettlingly simple, others boringly long. Most of the time, I write down the dreams as soon as I…

Dakota Dreams of Books

Sometimes when I’m standing at the self check-out kiosk at the library, scanning through a new stack of books, watching the number checked out climb into the 30s, I wonder if the librarians recognize me yet. “Oh, that guy,” they murmur as I stroll into the atrium. “Isn’t he done yet? Hasn’t he read them all?” Two to three times…